"To own a parrot is an honor; to be owned by a parrot is a full time job."
-- Anonymous
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About Me
- Peasley
- Hello, and thanks for checking out my profile. I’m a 22 year old, single, orange and white male, non-smoker, non-drinker with no kittens. I enjoy spending time in my penthouse, long days on my patio, watching birds, gourmet dining, traveling in my motorhome, and playing with my toys. I’m seeking a female companion 12-18 years old. I’m open-minded so race is unimportant, but species must be feline. I prefer a medium to large body type – skinny females aren’t my thing. Beauty and brains a must. I want someone as intelligent as me as I can open cupboards, turn on radios, maneuver between items without breaking them and rattle pictures with my own paws. You should be just as comfortable sitting on the patio as you are cleaning yourself in front of me and you must be willing to share toys. Honesty is very important to me, so if you are seeking sexual intimacy please know that my testicles were removed when I was 4 months old. It’s embarrassing, but I didn’t have a choice in the matter. As a result, spayed females are preferred. One more thing, I live with my mother but I can explain. ~Peasley
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Eat it up Bubba
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